hardtimes:

glowing-and-confused:

So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I’m CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now

scleramotif:

happy womens day to everyones favorite woman

epilepticsaints:

infectiouspiss:

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

railroadsoftware:

you know he sniffed a dirt

wizardpotions:

weirdness-is-good:

ah yes, the landlord special.

themself:

glowpatrol:

glowpatrol:

last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

I tried to warn y’all

It wasn’t sleep paralysis he was actually there he actually broke into your house and intended to rob you but you woke up and he had to improvise

funnytwittertweets:

boyboobs:

wolfbuns:

shinolavolume1:

i am completely enraptured with this gif

grymmoires:

Why are the horrors calling you “babygirl”? 🤨

morgutio-benvolio:

blogurbane:

cumdumpguru:

morgutio-benvolio:

reminds me of this one time i went to give a blowjob to this really sexy 38 yo man who was very masculine, wore a leather jacket, and smelled really strongly of mens cologne; i remember i got down on my knees and he was caressing my face while i was unbuttoning his pants and to my surprise when i pulled down his pants he was wearing lace panties and fishnet garters. i remember how he was looking at me while i sucked his big cock. yes i swallowed

Things we don’t need to hear!

well i thought it was interesting. :/ peace and love on planet earth